The 20 Best Discreet & Quiet Sex Toys for a Crowded House

These are our worthy winners at a glance , but read on for our detailed reviews. With curves in all the right places, 10 vibration settings, medical grade silicone, and a fully waterproof design, it will completely rock your world. These can be vibrating or non-vibrating toys that stimulate the nerve endings inside your anus.

Nicoletta Heidegger, a psychotherapist specializing in sexuality and the host/creator of the Sluts & Scholars podcast. If you’re seeking some stimulation in your rear end look no further than the Destructor Plug. If name alone doesn’t convince you the size is no joke, the measurements will.

And having the sex toy be the brainchild of postmenopausal women who talk openly about their experiences developing and using it? SnailVibe snagged the award for Most Innovative Sex Toy of the Year in 2020 from the adult publication XBIZ Europa Awards, and I can see why — it’s truly unique. In my time reviewing sex toys, I haven’t seen anything quite like this. Even other rabbits can look the same after a while, but none resemble escargot.

This harness set comes complete with everything you need for partnered strap-on play. Though it can be used with other dildos as well, the harness is made to fit the included rabbit vibrator which features 15 vibration functions and a five-inch insertable shaft. Reviewers are sure to note this toy’s surprisingly low volume when raving.

The hot pink design had mixed reviews vibrators, putting half our testers off for lack of subtlety, while the same number were wary of the noise level. Overall though, they found this vibrator pleasurable to use and easy to operate. Perineum, taint, tomato, tomahto—whatever you call it, it’s a nerve-packed goldmine of pleasure. This cock ring is specifically designed to vibrate against yours while you wear it, taking orgasm from a seven to, oh, an eleven.